Pearl & Maple

The Nigerian Dwarf Goats

Pearl: Our friendly, feed obsessed goat who is 100% convinced she’s a human in a small fur coat. She’s also our unofficial marketing department. Pearl stands by the fence, striking poses, giving dramatic eye contact and reeling people in like a four-legged billboard. Honestly, we don’t advertise — Pearl does.

Maple: If there’s a gate, she’ll test it. If there’s a fence, she’ll climb it. If there’s a tiny gap you didn’t even know existed, Maple already squeezed through it and is standing on your porch like she owns the place.She loves attention, loves snacks even more, and firmly believes the entire farm should be her personal playground.